1 00:00:01,583 --> 00:00:03,883 -HOO, HOO, HOO, HOO, HOO, HOO, 2 00:00:01,583 --> 00:00:03,883 HOO, HOO, HOO, HOO, HOO, HOO, 3 00:00:03,917 --> 00:00:06,787 HOO, HOO, HOO, HOO, HOO, HOO, 4 00:00:03,917 --> 00:00:06,787 HOO, HOO, HOO, HOO, HOO, HOO, 5 00:00:06,834 --> 00:00:08,794 HOO, HOO, HOO, HOO, HOO, HOO, 6 00:00:06,834 --> 00:00:08,794 HOO, HOO, HOO, HOO-- 7 00:00:08,834 --> 00:00:09,634 COACH DANIELS (OFFSCREEN): HEY! 8 00:00:09,667 --> 00:00:10,457 HEY! THAT'S IT! 9 00:00:10,500 --> 00:00:11,330 HEY! 10 00:00:11,375 --> 00:00:12,455 CUT THE SHIT. 11 00:00:13,834 --> 00:00:15,714 WE GOT THE WIN, BUT A ONE-POINT 12 00:00:13,834 --> 00:00:15,714 VICTORY'S NOTHING TO 13 00:00:15,750 --> 00:00:18,000 BE HUMPING EACH OTHER ABOUT. 14 00:00:18,041 --> 00:00:19,541 THE GAME SHOULDN'T HAVE 15 00:00:18,041 --> 00:00:19,541 BEEN THAT CLOSE. 16 00:00:19,583 --> 00:00:20,503 THAD (OFFSCREEN): 17 00:00:19,583 --> 00:00:20,503 HARMON'S FAULT. 18 00:00:20,542 --> 00:00:21,382 -COME ON. 19 00:00:21,417 --> 00:00:22,787 HE NEEDS OUR SUPPORT. 20 00:00:22,834 --> 00:00:25,044 -HE MISSED EVERY SINGLE KICK, 21 00:00:22,834 --> 00:00:25,044 EVEN THE EXTRA POINTS. 22 00:00:25,083 --> 00:00:26,293 THERE WAS NO WIND. 23 00:00:26,333 --> 00:00:29,543 HE KICKED THE LAST ONE STRAIGHT 24 00:00:26,333 --> 00:00:29,543 UP DONNIE'S ASS. 25 00:00:29,583 --> 00:00:31,083 -SHUT YOUR FACE, THAD. 26 00:00:31,125 --> 00:00:33,785 HARMON, GET DRESSED AND 27 00:00:31,125 --> 00:00:33,785 SEE ME IN MY OFFICE. 28 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:39,630 -I'M ONLY SAYING WHAT 29 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:39,630 EVERYONE'S THINKING. 30 00:00:39,667 --> 00:00:41,287 AND I MEAN EVERYONE. 31 00:00:41,333 --> 00:00:42,963 -I'M THINKING IT TOO, BRO. 32 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:43,880 -KABOOM. 33 00:00:43,917 --> 00:00:45,127 PSHEW! 34 00:00:47,917 --> 00:00:49,667 -SO WHAT'S GOING ON 35 00:00:47,917 --> 00:00:49,667 YOU WITH YOU? 36 00:00:49,709 --> 00:00:51,669 THAD (OFFSCREEN): 37 00:00:49,709 --> 00:00:51,669 HE SUCKS! 38 00:00:51,709 --> 00:00:52,669 -OH, COME ON. 39 00:00:54,875 --> 00:00:57,825 YOU MISSED ONE KICK LAST WEEK, 40 00:00:54,875 --> 00:00:57,825 TWO KICKS THE WEEK 41 00:00:57,875 --> 00:00:59,665 BEFORE, AND NOW THIS. 42 00:00:59,709 --> 00:01:00,709 WHAT'S GOING-- ARE YOU HURT? 43 00:01:00,750 --> 00:01:03,040 -I GOT NO EXCUSES, COACH. 44 00:01:03,083 --> 00:01:04,923 -MAYBE HE SHOULD SEE 45 00:01:03,083 --> 00:01:04,923 THE THERAPIST. 46 00:01:04,959 --> 00:01:06,789 -I DON'T TRUST THERAPISTS. 47 00:01:06,834 --> 00:01:09,544 DID YOU KNOW THEY'RE REQUIRED 48 00:01:06,834 --> 00:01:09,544 BY LAW TO REPORT ANY CRIMES 49 00:01:09,583 --> 00:01:11,253 TOLD TO THEM IN CONFIDENCE? 50 00:01:11,291 --> 00:01:12,921 NO, THANK YOU. 51 00:01:12,959 --> 00:01:15,579 -YOU KICKERS, YOU'RE-- 52 00:01:15,625 --> 00:01:16,915 YOU'RE A STRANGE BREED. 53 00:01:16,959 --> 00:01:18,499 -YEAH, SO I'VE HEARD. 54 00:01:18,542 --> 00:01:20,212 COACH DANIELS (OFFSCREEN): 55 00:01:18,542 --> 00:01:20,212 I MEAN JUST WEIRD. 56 00:01:20,250 --> 00:01:22,960 HARMON, IF YOU CAN'T GET 57 00:01:20,250 --> 00:01:22,960 YOURSELF TOGETHER BY 58 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:25,880 SATURDAY'S GAME, I MIGHT HAVE 59 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:25,880 TO FIND ANOTHER KICKER. 60 00:01:30,083 --> 00:01:32,883 -HEY, HARMON, I'LL BET YOU 20 61 00:01:30,083 --> 00:01:32,883 BUCKS I CAN SHOOT THIS IN THE 62 00:01:32,917 --> 00:01:34,207 LAUNDRY BASKET FROM HERE. 63 00:01:34,250 --> 00:01:35,710 -OK, YOU'RE ON. 64 00:01:39,542 --> 00:01:40,632 OH! 65 00:01:40,667 --> 00:01:41,627 OH! 66 00:01:41,667 --> 00:01:42,747 OOPS, I MISSED. 67 00:01:42,792 --> 00:01:43,922 OH, MAN. 68 00:01:43,959 --> 00:01:45,459 IT REALLY SUCKS WHEN ONE 69 00:01:43,959 --> 00:01:45,459 OF YOUR TEAMMATES 70 00:01:45,500 --> 00:01:46,670 MISSES, DOESN'T IT? 71 00:01:46,709 --> 00:01:49,829 CAN I HAVE MY 20 BUCKS NOW? 72 00:01:49,875 --> 00:01:50,665 -I'M NOT PAYING YOU 20 BUCKS. 73 00:01:50,709 --> 00:01:52,039 -WELL, YOU MISSED THE SHOT. 74 00:01:56,250 --> 00:01:57,080 -DAMN IT! 75 00:01:58,208 --> 00:01:59,208 [ REV THEORY'S "HELL YEAH" 76 00:01:58,208 --> 00:01:59,208 PLAYS ] 77 00:01:59,250 --> 00:02:00,460 CAN YOU FEEL THAT? 78 00:02:03,500 --> 00:02:05,130 YOU BETTER HOLD ON. 79 00:02:05,166 --> 00:02:07,286 THIS ONE'S ABOUT TO GET BUMPY. 80 00:02:08,208 --> 00:02:09,708 ♪ GIVE ME A "HELL" ♪ 81 00:02:10,041 --> 00:02:11,041 ♪ GIVE ME A "YEAH" ♪ 82 00:02:11,083 --> 00:02:11,963 ♪ HELL, YEAH ♪ 83 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:13,920 ♪ STAND UP RIGHT NOW ♪ 84 00:02:13,959 --> 00:02:15,379 ♪ GIVE ME A "HELL" ♪ 85 00:02:15,417 --> 00:02:17,627 ♪ GIVE ME A "YEAH" ♪ 86 00:02:17,667 --> 00:02:19,127 ♪ STAND UP RIGHT NOW ♪ 87 00:02:19,166 --> 00:02:20,666 ♪ GIVE ME A "HELL" ♪ 88 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:23,330 ♪ GIVE ME A "YEAH" ♪ 89 00:02:23,375 --> 00:02:25,665 ♪ STAND UP RIGHT NOW ♪ 90 00:02:28,875 --> 00:02:30,075 [INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS 91 00:02:28,875 --> 00:02:30,075 IN DISTANCE] 92 00:02:32,875 --> 00:02:33,875 -THANKS, MAN. 93 00:02:33,917 --> 00:02:36,127 YOU ALWAYS KNOW HOW 94 00:02:33,917 --> 00:02:36,127 TO CHEER ME UP. 95 00:02:36,166 --> 00:02:37,626 -HEY, KICKER. 96 00:02:37,667 --> 00:02:41,877 DO BMS A FAVOR AND DIE. 97 00:02:41,917 --> 00:02:43,327 [LAUGHS] 98 00:02:43,375 --> 00:02:44,415 -SORRY ABOUT THE MISSED KICKS. 99 00:02:44,458 --> 00:02:46,418 I DON'T LIKE IT EITHER. 100 00:02:46,458 --> 00:02:48,828 -I HAVE TO SAY, YOU'RE TAKING 101 00:02:46,458 --> 00:02:48,828 THIS RATHER WELL. 102 00:02:48,875 --> 00:02:50,415 I MEAN, DOESN'T IT BOTHER YOU? 103 00:02:50,458 --> 00:02:52,038 -THAT'S THE LIFE OF 104 00:02:50,458 --> 00:02:52,038 A KICKER, MAN. 105 00:02:52,083 --> 00:02:53,253 ONE MINUTE YOU'RE A HERO. 106 00:02:53,291 --> 00:02:55,421 THE NEXT YOU'RE THE MOST 107 00:02:53,291 --> 00:02:55,421 HATED MAN ON CAMPUS. 108 00:02:55,458 --> 00:02:56,748 IT'LL COME AROUND. 109 00:02:56,792 --> 00:02:58,332 -YOU'VE BEEN SAYING THAT FOR 110 00:02:56,792 --> 00:02:58,332 THREE WEEKS, THOUGH. 111 00:02:58,375 --> 00:03:00,375 -YEAH, WHAT'S DIFFERENT? 112 00:03:00,417 --> 00:03:03,127 I MEAN, HAS ANYTHING CHANGED 113 00:03:00,417 --> 00:03:03,127 IN YOUR GAME-DAY RITUALS? 114 00:03:03,166 --> 00:03:05,416 -NO, MAN, I GOT THE SAME 115 00:03:03,166 --> 00:03:05,416 RITUALS SINCE I 116 00:03:05,458 --> 00:03:06,878 WAS 12 YEARS OLD. 117 00:03:06,917 --> 00:03:11,127 FIRST THING, I WAKE UP, 118 00:03:06,917 --> 00:03:11,127 SMELL MY BALLS. 119 00:03:11,166 --> 00:03:14,456 THEN I GET OUT OF BED, DO 17 120 00:03:11,166 --> 00:03:14,456 MINUTES OF A FORM OF NAKED TAI 121 00:03:14,500 --> 00:03:16,080 CHI I CREATED. 122 00:03:16,125 --> 00:03:19,125 I LIKE TO LEAVE THE BLINDS UP 123 00:03:16,125 --> 00:03:19,125 SO THE NEIGHBORS CAN WATCH. 124 00:03:19,166 --> 00:03:21,576 THEN ONCE I FEEL ADEQUATELY 125 00:03:19,166 --> 00:03:21,576 LIMBER, AND THE NEIGHBORS HAVE 126 00:03:21,625 --> 00:03:24,415 GOTTEN THEIR MONEY'S WORTH, I 127 00:03:21,625 --> 00:03:24,415 SMOKE A SHITLOAD OF GRADE-A 128 00:03:24,458 --> 00:03:25,878 HASH AND CALL MY MOM. 129 00:03:25,917 --> 00:03:29,377 HER AND HER LESBIAN LOVER TRIXIE 130 00:03:25,917 --> 00:03:29,377 ARE USUALLY STILL AWAKE 131 00:03:29,417 --> 00:03:30,497 FROM THE NIGHT BEFORE. 132 00:03:30,542 --> 00:03:31,332 HI, MOM. 133 00:03:31,375 --> 00:03:32,165 IT'S HARMON. 134 00:03:32,208 --> 00:03:33,498 -HEY. 135 00:03:33,542 --> 00:03:36,582 TRIXIE WANTS TO KNOW IF YOU 136 00:03:33,542 --> 00:03:36,582 STOLE HER DARTBOARD. 137 00:03:36,625 --> 00:03:37,785 -WHAT? 138 00:03:37,834 --> 00:03:39,424 THEN I WRITE A CHAPTER 139 00:03:37,834 --> 00:03:39,424 IN MY EROTIC NOVEL. 140 00:03:39,458 --> 00:03:40,248 -ALL RIGHT. 141 00:03:40,291 --> 00:03:41,881 LET'S SKIP ON, SHALL WE? 142 00:03:41,917 --> 00:03:44,327 WHAT ARE YOUR RITUALS RIGHT 143 00:03:41,917 --> 00:03:44,327 BEFORE YOU KICK? 144 00:03:44,375 --> 00:03:46,745 -RIGHT BEFORE I RUN OUT TO THE 145 00:03:44,375 --> 00:03:46,745 FIELD, THAD USUALLY YELLS 146 00:03:46,792 --> 00:03:47,792 SOMETHING LIKE-- 147 00:03:47,834 --> 00:03:49,214 -YOU BETTER MAKE IT 148 00:03:47,834 --> 00:03:49,214 OR YOU'RE DEAD. 149 00:03:49,250 --> 00:03:50,830 HARMON (OFFSCREEN): AND I 150 00:03:49,250 --> 00:03:50,830 PRETEND NOT TO HEAR HIM. 151 00:03:50,875 --> 00:03:53,285 THEN I WAIT FOR YOU TO GET 152 00:03:50,875 --> 00:03:53,285 SET, STAND NEXT TO THE 153 00:03:53,333 --> 00:03:56,463 PLACEMENT, TAKE THREE STEPS 154 00:03:53,333 --> 00:03:56,463 BACK, TWO OVER, TAKE A DEEP 155 00:03:56,500 --> 00:03:58,290 BREATH, RIGHT FINGER 156 00:03:56,500 --> 00:03:58,290 TO THE RIGHT 157 00:03:58,333 --> 00:04:00,713 NOSTRIL, BLOW A SNOT ROCKET. 158 00:04:00,750 --> 00:04:03,130 THEN I REACH DOWN INTO MY PANTS, 159 00:04:00,750 --> 00:04:03,130 PULL OUT THREE PUBES, 160 00:04:03,166 --> 00:04:04,706 AND DROP THEM TO TEST 161 00:04:03,166 --> 00:04:04,706 THE WIND DIRECTION. 162 00:04:04,750 --> 00:04:08,250 -YEAH, I KNOW ABOUT THAT PART, 163 00:04:04,750 --> 00:04:08,250 BECAUSE YOUR PUBES USUALLY HIT 164 00:04:08,291 --> 00:04:09,291 ME IN THE FACE. 165 00:04:10,750 --> 00:04:12,580 -SEE, THE PROBLEM IS YOU'RE 166 00:04:10,750 --> 00:04:12,580 OVER-THINKING EVERYTHING. 167 00:04:12,625 --> 00:04:13,625 -YEAH, HE'S RIGHT. 168 00:04:13,667 --> 00:04:15,707 WE GOT TO CLEAR YOUR HEAD. 169 00:04:15,750 --> 00:04:18,130 I MEAN, I THINK WE COULD 170 00:04:15,750 --> 00:04:18,130 HELP WITH THAT, EH? 171 00:04:18,166 --> 00:04:19,076 -YEAH. 172 00:04:19,125 --> 00:04:24,825 [LAUGHTER] 173 00:04:24,875 --> 00:04:26,285 -[SIGHS] 174 00:04:26,333 --> 00:04:28,253 THAT FEELS GOOD. 175 00:04:28,291 --> 00:04:29,961 THANK YOU, GUYS. 176 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:31,830 -ANYTHING WE CAN DO 177 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:31,830 TO HELP, HARMON. 178 00:04:31,875 --> 00:04:35,375 -SAMMY, YOU WE BETTER BE SOBER 179 00:04:31,875 --> 00:04:35,375 FOR PRACTICE TOMORROW MORNING. 180 00:04:35,417 --> 00:04:37,957 -KATE, I DIDN'T COME TO COLLEGE 181 00:04:35,417 --> 00:04:37,957 TO HAVE A WIFE. 182 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:39,210 LAY OFF ME, PLEASE. 183 00:04:39,250 --> 00:04:40,790 -WHY DID YOU COME TO COLLEGE? 184 00:04:40,834 --> 00:04:42,334 -TO DRINK. 185 00:04:42,375 --> 00:04:44,165 -TO BE A LOSER. 186 00:04:44,208 --> 00:04:45,628 -OOH. 187 00:04:45,667 --> 00:04:46,457 RIGHT. 188 00:04:46,500 --> 00:04:49,630 YEAH, I'M A LOSER, KATE. 189 00:04:49,667 --> 00:04:50,627 -UGH. 190 00:04:50,667 --> 00:04:51,577 -NO? 191 00:04:51,625 --> 00:04:52,825 -I TOLD YOU I WOULD. 192 00:04:55,500 --> 00:04:57,880 YOU'RE BEING A BAD TEAMMATE 193 00:04:55,500 --> 00:04:57,880 RIGHT NOW, MORAN. 194 00:04:57,917 --> 00:04:59,037 -WHAT? 195 00:04:59,083 --> 00:05:00,333 -THE LAST THING THE KICKER 196 00:04:59,083 --> 00:05:00,333 NEEDS IS SOME 197 00:05:00,375 --> 00:05:02,075 SLOOTS CODDLING HIM. 198 00:05:02,125 --> 00:05:03,745 -WAIT, YOU'RE THE KICKER? 199 00:05:03,792 --> 00:05:05,292 -YES, MA'AM. 200 00:05:05,333 --> 00:05:07,213 OH, COME ON. 201 00:05:07,250 --> 00:05:08,210 OH! 202 00:05:08,250 --> 00:05:09,210 GOD! 203 00:05:09,250 --> 00:05:10,670 [LAUGHTER] 204 00:05:10,709 --> 00:05:12,579 IT LOOKS LIKE YOU CAN LEARN 205 00:05:10,709 --> 00:05:12,579 A THING OR TWO FROM THESE 206 00:05:12,625 --> 00:05:13,915 MA-SLOOTS, MORAN. 207 00:05:13,959 --> 00:05:15,169 [LAUGHTER] 208 00:05:15,208 --> 00:05:16,418 -MA-SLOOTS! 209 00:05:18,333 --> 00:05:20,253 -SO MUCH FOR CLEARING MY HEAD. 210 00:05:20,291 --> 00:05:22,131 -MAYBE YOU'RE CURSED, MAN. 211 00:05:22,166 --> 00:05:24,916 I KNOW A WOMAN WHO MIGHT 212 00:05:22,166 --> 00:05:24,916 BE ABLE TO HELP YOU. 213 00:05:24,959 --> 00:05:26,879 SHE-- SHE RUNS A LITTLE 214 00:05:24,959 --> 00:05:26,879 SHOP IN TOWN. 215 00:05:26,917 --> 00:05:28,957 SHE COULD GIVE YOU A READING OR 216 00:05:26,917 --> 00:05:28,957 SOME POTIONS OR SOMETHING. 217 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:30,580 -I DON'T BELIEVE 218 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:30,580 IN THAT STUFF. 219 00:05:30,625 --> 00:05:32,745 -IT HAPPENS ALL THE 220 00:05:30,625 --> 00:05:32,745 TIME IN SPORTS. 221 00:05:32,792 --> 00:05:34,922 UH, SCOTT NORWOOD MISSED THE 222 00:05:32,792 --> 00:05:34,922 WINNING FIELD GOAL IN THE 223 00:05:34,959 --> 00:05:36,329 SUPER BOWL. 224 00:05:36,375 --> 00:05:38,415 THE BILLS WENT ON TO LOSE FOUR 225 00:05:36,375 --> 00:05:38,415 STRAIGHT SUPER BOWLS. 226 00:05:38,458 --> 00:05:41,498 -HOW DID SCOTT NORWOOD FIX 227 00:05:38,458 --> 00:05:41,498 HIS KICKING PROBLEM? 228 00:05:41,542 --> 00:05:43,502 -HE STOPPED PLAYING. 229 00:05:43,542 --> 00:05:46,002 -LOOK, CURSE OR NO CURSE, 230 00:05:43,542 --> 00:05:46,002 HARMON, WE JUST NEED TO GET 231 00:05:46,041 --> 00:05:48,081 YOU SOME NEW RITUALS, OK? 232 00:05:48,125 --> 00:05:48,915 -I DON'T KNOW, MAN. 233 00:05:55,208 --> 00:05:56,168 SURE. 234 00:05:56,208 --> 00:05:57,168 I'LL GIVE IT A SHOT. 235 00:05:57,208 --> 00:05:58,828 -FAIR ENOUGH. 236 00:05:58,875 --> 00:06:00,875 DO YOU WANT A TISSUE 237 00:05:58,875 --> 00:06:00,875 OR SOMETHING? 238 00:06:07,250 --> 00:06:10,000 -UH, YEAH, THIS PLACE 239 00:06:07,250 --> 00:06:10,000 ISN'T CREEPY AT ALL. 240 00:06:10,041 --> 00:06:11,791 -SHIT, LOOK AT THIS PLACE. 241 00:06:14,542 --> 00:06:17,172 -I'VE GOT A BAD FEELING 242 00:06:14,542 --> 00:06:17,172 ABOUT THIS PLACE. 243 00:06:17,208 --> 00:06:18,168 CAN I HELP YOU? 244 00:06:18,208 --> 00:06:19,498 -OH! 245 00:06:19,542 --> 00:06:21,672 -HELLO. 246 00:06:21,709 --> 00:06:27,709 UM, OUR, UH, OUR FRIEND HERE HAS 247 00:06:21,709 --> 00:06:27,709 A PROBLEM HE NEEDS FIXED. 248 00:06:27,750 --> 00:06:31,170 -OH, I DON'T FIX PROBLEMS. I 249 00:06:27,750 --> 00:06:31,170 GIVE YOU INFORMATION SO YOU 250 00:06:31,208 --> 00:06:32,288 CAN FIX THEM YOURSELF. 251 00:06:32,333 --> 00:06:34,043 CAN I OFFER YOUR FRIEND 252 00:06:32,333 --> 00:06:34,043 A READING? 253 00:06:34,083 --> 00:06:35,333 -HELL NO. 254 00:06:35,375 --> 00:06:37,665 I AIN'T LETTING YOU POKE 255 00:06:35,375 --> 00:06:37,665 AROUND INSIDE MY BRAIN. 256 00:06:37,709 --> 00:06:41,539 -I THINK HE NEEDS SOMETHING TO 257 00:06:37,709 --> 00:06:41,539 HELP HIM FOCUS A LITTLE. 258 00:06:41,583 --> 00:06:43,423 -WELL, TAKE A LOOK AROUND. 259 00:06:43,458 --> 00:06:45,788 IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS, 260 00:06:43,458 --> 00:06:45,788 LET ME KNOW. 261 00:06:45,834 --> 00:06:47,544 -YES, I HAVE A QUESTION. 262 00:06:47,583 --> 00:06:49,133 WHAT KIND OF STUFF CAN 263 00:06:47,583 --> 00:06:49,133 YOU SEE WHEN YOU DO 264 00:06:49,166 --> 00:06:50,376 ONE OF THESE READINGS? 265 00:07:05,250 --> 00:07:08,750 -YOU SEEM EVEN MORE TROUBLED 266 00:07:05,250 --> 00:07:08,750 THAN YOUR FRIEND. 267 00:07:08,792 --> 00:07:09,632 -BINGO. 268 00:07:09,667 --> 00:07:10,787 YOU'RE GOOD. 269 00:07:10,834 --> 00:07:12,084 YOU'RE GOO-- 270 00:07:12,125 --> 00:07:13,075 I'LL DO IT. 271 00:07:13,125 --> 00:07:13,995 LET'S GO. 272 00:07:19,667 --> 00:07:25,247 -I FEEL YOU'RE A LIFELONG 273 00:07:19,667 --> 00:07:25,247 UNDERACHIEVER. 274 00:07:26,125 --> 00:07:28,125 -YOU ARE NOW TWO FOR TWO. 275 00:07:28,166 --> 00:07:33,036 -AND YOU ARE UNHAPPY, BECAUSE 276 00:07:28,166 --> 00:07:33,036 YOU ARE MEANT FOR BIGGER AND 277 00:07:33,083 --> 00:07:34,583 BETTER THINGS. 278 00:07:34,625 --> 00:07:36,205 -HOLY SHIT. 279 00:07:36,250 --> 00:07:37,210 YOU ARE GOOD. 280 00:07:37,250 --> 00:07:39,210 -SAMMY, LET'S JUST GO, OK? 281 00:07:39,250 --> 00:07:40,460 -NO. 282 00:07:40,500 --> 00:07:42,330 SHE'S RIGHT. 283 00:07:42,375 --> 00:07:43,825 THE CHEERLEADERS ARE 284 00:07:42,375 --> 00:07:43,825 HOLDING ME BACK. 285 00:07:43,875 --> 00:07:45,955 I NEED TO GET OUT FROM 286 00:07:43,875 --> 00:07:45,955 UNDERNEATH THEM AND DO 287 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:47,580 SOMETHING MEANINGFUL. 288 00:07:47,625 --> 00:07:50,125 -WELL, THAT'S NOT REALLY 289 00:07:47,625 --> 00:07:50,125 WHAT SHE SAID, SO-- 290 00:07:50,166 --> 00:07:53,786 -THANK YOU SO, SO-- 291 00:07:53,834 --> 00:07:56,424 -MY PLEASURE. 292 00:07:56,458 --> 00:07:57,458 ANYBODY ELSE? 293 00:07:57,500 --> 00:07:58,920 -NO, THANK YOU. 294 00:07:58,959 --> 00:08:00,629 I'M JUST GOING TO TAKE THESE 295 00:07:58,959 --> 00:08:00,629 OILS AND THESE AMULETS AND 296 00:08:00,667 --> 00:08:03,127 THIS POWDERED GOAT VAGINA, AND 297 00:08:00,667 --> 00:08:03,127 THEN I WILL BE ON MY WAY. 298 00:08:14,750 --> 00:08:15,540 [CROWD CHEERS] 299 00:08:15,583 --> 00:08:16,753 -IT'S GOOD! 300 00:08:16,792 --> 00:08:19,712 THAD CASTLE WINS ANOTHER 301 00:08:16,792 --> 00:08:19,712 GAME FOR BMS! 302 00:08:19,750 --> 00:08:20,540 [LAUGHTER] 303 00:08:20,583 --> 00:08:22,963 -KICKING IS SO EASY. 304 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:25,040 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 305 00:08:25,083 --> 00:08:26,833 -EXTRA POINT TEAM, LINE UP. 306 00:08:37,458 --> 00:08:38,418 -[CHANTING QUIETLY] 307 00:08:38,458 --> 00:08:39,418 -HARMON, LET'S GO! 308 00:08:39,458 --> 00:08:40,418 MOVE! 309 00:08:40,458 --> 00:08:41,248 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 310 00:08:41,291 --> 00:08:42,131 -COME ON, GUYS. 311 00:08:42,166 --> 00:08:42,956 LET'S MOVE IT. 312 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:44,710 EXTRA POINT TEAM. 313 00:08:44,750 --> 00:08:45,580 ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY. 314 00:08:45,625 --> 00:08:46,825 I'M GOING TO KEEP THIS SIMPLE. 315 00:08:46,875 --> 00:08:49,575 HARMON HAS MADE THIS KICK 316 00:08:46,875 --> 00:08:49,575 HUNDREDS OF TIMES. 317 00:08:49,625 --> 00:08:53,165 AND IF HARMON MAKES IT RIGHT 318 00:08:49,625 --> 00:08:53,165 NOW, PRACTICE IS OVER. 319 00:08:53,208 --> 00:08:54,458 [MEN CHEER] 320 00:08:54,500 --> 00:08:56,040 -SWEET! 321 00:08:56,083 --> 00:08:59,503 -BUT IF HE MISSES, WE'RE GOING 322 00:08:56,083 --> 00:08:59,503 TO RUN SUICIDES TILL YOU DROP. 323 00:08:59,542 --> 00:09:00,582 -SHIT. 324 00:09:00,625 --> 00:09:01,495 COACH DANIELS (OFFSCREEN): 325 00:09:00,625 --> 00:09:01,495 LET'S GO. 326 00:09:01,542 --> 00:09:02,502 -COME ON, HARMON! 327 00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:03,832 DON'T SUCK! 328 00:09:03,875 --> 00:09:07,075 DON'T SUCK LIKE YOU ALWAYS 329 00:09:03,875 --> 00:09:07,075 SUCK, DR. SHAKENSTEIN. 330 00:09:07,125 --> 00:09:08,325 -IGNORE HIM, HARMON. 331 00:09:08,375 --> 00:09:10,625 SHOW EVERYBODY YOU CAN 332 00:09:08,375 --> 00:09:10,625 DO THIS, ALL RIGHT? 333 00:09:10,667 --> 00:09:12,127 -SUDSY MCSUDSTER! 334 00:09:12,166 --> 00:09:13,076 COME ON! 335 00:09:13,125 --> 00:09:14,165 -READY. 336 00:09:14,208 --> 00:09:16,078 -YOU'LL NEVER MAKE IT 337 00:09:14,208 --> 00:09:16,078 FROM TWO YARDS! 338 00:09:16,125 --> 00:09:17,535 [LAUGHS] 339 00:09:17,583 --> 00:09:18,463 [CROWD GROANS] 340 00:09:18,500 --> 00:09:20,880 -[LAUGHING] 341 00:09:20,917 --> 00:09:21,877 YOU SUCK! 342 00:09:21,917 --> 00:09:22,707 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 343 00:09:22,750 --> 00:09:23,790 -ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY. 344 00:09:23,834 --> 00:09:25,334 DOWN TO THE OTHER END 345 00:09:23,834 --> 00:09:25,334 OF THE FIELD. 346 00:09:25,375 --> 00:09:26,325 SUICIDES. 347 00:09:26,375 --> 00:09:27,285 LET'S GO. 348 00:09:29,667 --> 00:09:31,627 -YOU SUCK. 349 00:09:31,667 --> 00:09:33,577 THAD (OFFSCREEN): EVERYONE CAN 350 00:09:31,667 --> 00:09:33,577 BLAME HARMON FOR THIS. 351 00:09:40,125 --> 00:09:43,995 -JON JON, WE GOT TO LOOK 352 00:09:40,125 --> 00:09:43,995 FOR A NEW KICKER. 353 00:09:44,041 --> 00:09:45,041 -SO MR.-- 354 00:09:45,083 --> 00:09:46,753 -CACCIATORE. 355 00:09:46,792 --> 00:09:48,002 SAMMY CACCIATORE. 356 00:09:50,417 --> 00:09:52,667 -WHAT MAKES YOU INTERESTED 357 00:09:50,417 --> 00:09:52,667 IN JOINING THE CIA? 358 00:09:52,709 --> 00:09:56,129 -I'M LOOKING FOR BIGGER AND 359 00:09:52,709 --> 00:09:56,129 BETTER THINGS, DAVE. CAN I 360 00:09:56,166 --> 00:09:57,376 CALL YOU DAVE? 361 00:09:57,417 --> 00:09:59,077 -YOU COULD IF THAT WAS MY NAME. 362 00:09:59,125 --> 00:10:01,205 -COOL. 363 00:10:01,250 --> 00:10:04,330 -HOW DID YOU GET 364 00:10:01,250 --> 00:10:04,330 THIS INTERVIEW? 365 00:10:04,375 --> 00:10:06,625 -HIRE ME, AND I'LL TELL YOU. 366 00:10:10,291 --> 00:10:13,461 -YOU REALIZE THAT DIRECTOR 367 00:10:10,291 --> 00:10:13,461 OF SPYING ON RUSSIA ISN'T 368 00:10:13,500 --> 00:10:15,380 ACTUALLY A POSITION HERE. 369 00:10:15,417 --> 00:10:16,627 -NOT YET. 370 00:10:19,417 --> 00:10:20,997 -UNDER HOBBIES, YOU'VE 371 00:10:19,417 --> 00:10:20,997 WRITTEN "GOOD AT 372 00:10:21,041 --> 00:10:23,501 BLENDING IN." 373 00:10:21,041 --> 00:10:23,501 -RIGHT. 374 00:10:23,542 --> 00:10:25,292 -WHAT ARE YOU CURRENTLY DOING? 375 00:10:25,333 --> 00:10:27,753 -I'M CURRENTLY A COLLEGE 376 00:10:25,333 --> 00:10:27,753 STUDENT. 377 00:10:27,792 --> 00:10:29,962 -OK. 378 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:32,000 -OR AM I? 379 00:10:32,041 --> 00:10:33,461 -GET OUT. 380 00:10:33,500 --> 00:10:34,540 -YOU GO IT. 381 00:10:34,583 --> 00:10:36,003 I'LL TAKE THIS, THOUGH, 382 00:10:34,583 --> 00:10:36,003 BECAUSE I 383 00:10:36,041 --> 00:10:37,081 ONLY GOT ONE OF THESE. 384 00:10:37,125 --> 00:10:39,165 PRINTED IT UP ESPECIALLY 385 00:10:37,125 --> 00:10:39,165 FOR YOU, BUT-- 386 00:10:48,041 --> 00:10:49,331 -SIR, PLEASE GET BACK. 387 00:10:49,375 --> 00:10:50,285 -IT'S FINE. 388 00:10:50,333 --> 00:10:52,253 I THINK I FOUND MY CALLING. 389 00:10:52,291 --> 00:10:55,751 I'M GOING TO SAVE YOUR 390 00:10:52,291 --> 00:10:55,751 GODDAMN LIFE! 391 00:10:55,792 --> 00:10:57,002 -THAT MAN IS HIGHLY 392 00:10:55,792 --> 00:10:57,002 CONTAGIOUS. 393 00:11:06,583 --> 00:11:13,583 -[CHANTING UNINTELLIGIBLY] 394 00:11:14,792 --> 00:11:16,632 -DO YOU FEEL ANYTHING? 395 00:11:16,667 --> 00:11:19,037 -I'M TRYING TO CONCENTRATE, 396 00:11:16,667 --> 00:11:19,037 MAN. 397 00:11:19,083 --> 00:11:20,963 -MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO AND 398 00:11:19,083 --> 00:11:20,963 SEE THE PSYCHIC. 399 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:23,130 THAD (OFFSCREEN): I GOT 400 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:23,130 BOOTY SHORTS, TOO. 401 00:11:23,166 --> 00:11:25,626 HEY, GIRLS, YOU WANT TO STOP FOR 402 00:11:23,166 --> 00:11:25,626 A SECOND SO YOU CAN BLOW 403 00:11:25,667 --> 00:11:27,207 OUR KICKER? 404 00:11:27,250 --> 00:11:29,460 OH, MISSED WIDE RIGHT. 405 00:11:29,500 --> 00:11:30,460 SORRY! 406 00:11:30,500 --> 00:11:31,460 [LAUGHS] 407 00:11:31,500 --> 00:11:32,670 -DON'T LET IT GET TO YOU, MAN. 408 00:11:32,709 --> 00:11:33,499 THAD (OFFSCREEN): I 409 00:11:32,709 --> 00:11:33,499 REALLY SHOULD GET 410 00:11:33,542 --> 00:11:34,832 INTO STAND-UP COMEDY. 411 00:11:34,875 --> 00:11:36,785 -DON'T LET IT GET TO ME? 412 00:11:36,834 --> 00:11:40,214 I'VE BEEN NOT LETTING IT GET 413 00:11:36,834 --> 00:11:40,214 TO ME ALL SEASON LONG. 414 00:11:40,250 --> 00:11:42,580 YOU TWO ASSHOLES EVER 415 00:11:40,250 --> 00:11:42,580 THINK THAT MAYBE THE 416 00:11:42,625 --> 00:11:43,745 PROBLEM ISN'T ME? 417 00:11:43,792 --> 00:11:44,792 MAYBE IT'S YOU. 418 00:11:44,834 --> 00:11:46,584 I MEAN, DONNIE, YOU 419 00:11:44,834 --> 00:11:46,584 SNAP THE BALL. 420 00:11:46,625 --> 00:11:48,075 ALEX, YOU HOLD IT. 421 00:11:48,125 --> 00:11:50,285 MAYBE YOU TWO SHOULD CHANGE 422 00:11:48,125 --> 00:11:50,285 YOUR RITUALS! 423 00:11:50,333 --> 00:11:51,293 -OK. 424 00:11:51,333 --> 00:11:52,753 THAT'S FAIR. 425 00:11:52,792 --> 00:11:54,962 JEEZ. 426 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:58,460 THE FIRST THING I DO ON 427 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:58,460 GAME DAY IS WAKE UP. 428 00:11:58,500 --> 00:12:00,880 I ASK THE GIRL NEXT TO 429 00:11:58,500 --> 00:12:00,880 ME WHAT HER NAME IS. 430 00:12:00,917 --> 00:12:02,207 WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 431 00:12:02,250 --> 00:12:03,290 -BECAUSE IT'S ONLY RESPECTFUL, 432 00:12:02,250 --> 00:12:03,290 JUST FOR FUTURE 433 00:12:03,333 --> 00:12:04,673 REFERENCE, YOU KNOW? 434 00:12:04,709 --> 00:12:05,499 OH, OH. 435 00:12:05,542 --> 00:12:07,132 [LAUGHS] 436 00:12:07,166 --> 00:12:12,326 I DO SOME LIGHT STRETCHING, 437 00:12:07,166 --> 00:12:12,326 BRUSH MY TEETH, HAVE A MEET UP 438 00:12:12,375 --> 00:12:13,875 WITH SAMMY BEFORE THE 439 00:12:12,375 --> 00:12:13,875 GAME AND HEAD OVER. 440 00:12:13,917 --> 00:12:15,167 I LIKE MY RITUAL. 441 00:12:15,208 --> 00:12:16,578 THERE'S NOT MUCH TO CHANGE. 442 00:12:16,625 --> 00:12:19,205 -I HAVE A RITUAL, TOO, BUT 443 00:12:16,625 --> 00:12:19,205 IT'S-- IT'S PRETTY SIMPLE. 444 00:12:19,250 --> 00:12:20,500 I EAT HALF A GRAPEFRUIT. 445 00:12:20,542 --> 00:12:21,502 NOT THE SEEDS. 446 00:12:21,542 --> 00:12:22,672 I DON'T LIKE THE SEEDS. 447 00:12:22,709 --> 00:12:24,539 THEN I Q-TIP MY LEFT EAR, 448 00:12:22,709 --> 00:12:24,539 NEVER MY RIGHT. 449 00:12:24,583 --> 00:12:25,383 AND THEN I GO-- 450 00:12:25,417 --> 00:12:26,207 -ENOUGH. 451 00:12:26,250 --> 00:12:27,130 IT DOESN'T MATTER. 452 00:12:27,166 --> 00:12:27,956 ALL RIGHT? 453 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:29,540 IT'S ALL OVER. 454 00:12:29,583 --> 00:12:33,133 MY JOB AS A COLLEGE KICKER, MY 455 00:12:29,583 --> 00:12:33,133 CHANCES OF GOING PRO, HELL, MY 456 00:12:33,166 --> 00:12:35,456 WHOLE LIFE IS DOWN 457 00:12:33,166 --> 00:12:35,456 THE SHITTER. 458 00:12:40,208 --> 00:12:42,128 -YOU'RE UP. 459 00:12:42,166 --> 00:12:43,576 LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT. 460 00:12:49,500 --> 00:12:52,880 -ALL RIGHT, WHICH ONE OF 461 00:12:49,500 --> 00:12:52,880 YOU IS, UH, BERZENETSKI 462 00:12:52,917 --> 00:12:54,457 STEPOKOVICH? 463 00:12:54,500 --> 00:12:57,170 -[SPEAKS RUSSIAN] 464 00:12:57,208 --> 00:12:58,998 -YOU SPEAK ANY ENGLISH? 465 00:12:59,041 --> 00:13:00,421 -YES. 466 00:13:00,458 --> 00:13:01,288 HELLO. 467 00:13:01,333 --> 00:13:04,463 YOU LOOK LIKE GOOD SEX. 468 00:13:04,500 --> 00:13:08,500 -YOU KNOW, I WISH I COULD GO 469 00:13:04,500 --> 00:13:08,500 BACK IN TIME AND KICK THE SHIT 470 00:13:08,542 --> 00:13:10,502 OUT OF THE IDIOT WHO 471 00:13:08,542 --> 00:13:10,502 DECIDED TO MAKE 472 00:13:10,542 --> 00:13:11,752 KICKERS PART OF FOOTBALL. 473 00:13:14,709 --> 00:13:15,669 NEXT. 474 00:13:15,709 --> 00:13:17,749 -MR. CACCIATORE. 475 00:13:17,792 --> 00:13:18,752 -GOT IT. 476 00:13:18,792 --> 00:13:20,252 -WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU? 477 00:13:20,291 --> 00:13:21,711 -WELL, I'M HERE TODAY 478 00:13:20,291 --> 00:13:21,711 BECAUSE I'M NOT 479 00:13:21,750 --> 00:13:23,210 REACHING MY FULL POTENTIAL. 480 00:13:23,250 --> 00:13:26,000 I DON'T MEAN TO BLAME YOU, BUT 481 00:13:23,250 --> 00:13:26,000 IT'S YOUR JOB AS MY SCHOOL 482 00:13:26,041 --> 00:13:28,081 COUNSELOR TO DO WHATEVER YOU DO 483 00:13:26,041 --> 00:13:28,081 ON THAT LITTLE COMPUTER OF 484 00:13:28,125 --> 00:13:31,495 YOURS AND FIGURE 485 00:13:28,125 --> 00:13:31,495 IT OUT FOR ME. 486 00:13:31,542 --> 00:13:32,752 -ALL RIGHT. 487 00:13:34,917 --> 00:13:37,747 [COMPUTER BEEPS] 488 00:13:37,792 --> 00:13:40,172 -WELL, ACCORDING TO OUR RECORDS, 489 00:13:37,792 --> 00:13:40,172 YOU HAVEN'T BEEN 490 00:13:40,208 --> 00:13:43,668 ENROLLED AT BLUE MOUNTAIN STATE 491 00:13:40,208 --> 00:13:43,668 SINCE THE FIRST SEMESTER 492 00:13:43,709 --> 00:13:45,789 OF YOUR FRESHMAN YEAR. 493 00:13:45,834 --> 00:13:47,084 -HOW OFTEN DO YOU UPDATE 494 00:13:45,834 --> 00:13:47,084 YOUR RECORDS? 495 00:13:47,125 --> 00:13:48,325 -OFTEN. 496 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,420 IN FACT, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU 497 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,420 HAVEN'T ATTENDED CLASSES IN 498 00:13:52,458 --> 00:13:54,918 OVER TWO YEARS. 499 00:13:54,959 --> 00:13:56,459 -WOW. 500 00:13:56,500 --> 00:13:59,080 OK, NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT, 501 00:13:56,500 --> 00:13:59,080 COLLEGE HAS SEEMED PRETTY EASY 502 00:13:59,125 --> 00:13:59,915 FOR ME. 503 00:13:59,959 --> 00:14:02,789 -YEAH, I CAN IMAGINE. 504 00:14:02,834 --> 00:14:09,834 -[CHANTING SOFTLY] 505 00:14:11,291 --> 00:14:12,251 -HARMON? 506 00:14:12,291 --> 00:14:13,751 -OH, HEY. 507 00:14:13,792 --> 00:14:16,042 I JUST NEEDED TO GET AWAY 508 00:14:13,792 --> 00:14:16,042 FROM IT FOR A WHILE. 509 00:14:16,083 --> 00:14:17,753 I DIDN'T KNOW WHERE 510 00:14:16,083 --> 00:14:17,753 ELSE TO HIDE OUT. 511 00:14:20,750 --> 00:14:24,040 -WELL, IT TURNS OUT THAT 512 00:14:20,750 --> 00:14:24,040 PSYCHIC WAS BULLSHIT. 513 00:14:24,083 --> 00:14:26,713 NOT ONLY AM I NOT MEANT FOR 514 00:14:24,083 --> 00:14:26,713 BIGGER AND BETTER THINGS LIKE 515 00:14:26,750 --> 00:14:30,630 SHE PROMISED, I'M EVEN MORE OF 516 00:14:26,750 --> 00:14:30,630 A LOSER THAN I THOUGHT I WAS. 517 00:14:30,667 --> 00:14:32,207 -YEAH, I KNOW HOW 518 00:14:30,667 --> 00:14:32,207 YOU FEEL, MAN. 519 00:14:32,250 --> 00:14:33,790 MY BEST DAYS ARE BEHIND ME. 520 00:14:33,834 --> 00:14:36,754 BUT IN ALL FAIRNESS TO THAT 521 00:14:33,834 --> 00:14:36,754 PSYCHIC, SHE DIDN'T PROMISE 522 00:14:36,792 --> 00:14:38,252 YOU A DAMN THING. 523 00:14:38,291 --> 00:14:40,541 SHE ONLY SAID THAT SHE COULD 524 00:14:38,291 --> 00:14:40,541 GIVE YOU THE INFORMATION SO 525 00:14:40,583 --> 00:14:42,633 YOU COULD FIX THE PROBLEM 526 00:14:40,583 --> 00:14:42,633 YOURSELF. 527 00:14:42,667 --> 00:14:44,377 -YEAH, WELL, THAT'S USELESS. 528 00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:45,957 -NO, IT AIN'T. 529 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,920 IF SHE DIDN'T SET YOU IN THAT 530 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,920 DIRECTION, YOU COULD HAVE GONE 531 00:14:47,959 --> 00:14:50,289 FOUR YEARS AND HAD NOTHING 532 00:14:47,959 --> 00:14:50,289 TO SHOW FOR IT. 533 00:14:50,333 --> 00:14:53,333 AT LEAST THIS WAY YOU CAN 534 00:14:50,333 --> 00:14:53,333 DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. 535 00:14:53,375 --> 00:14:55,035 -YEAH, IF SHE'S SO GREAT, 536 00:14:53,375 --> 00:14:55,035 HOW COME YOU'RE NOT 537 00:14:55,083 --> 00:14:57,753 GOING TO SEE HER? 538 00:14:57,792 --> 00:15:02,422 YOU LOOK LIKE YOU GOT A 539 00:14:57,792 --> 00:15:02,422 COUPLE OF PROBLEMS. 540 00:15:02,458 --> 00:15:05,288 -UH, YOU KNOW, I'VE 541 00:15:02,458 --> 00:15:05,288 NEVER REALLY DONE 542 00:15:05,333 --> 00:15:07,423 ANYTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE. 543 00:15:07,458 --> 00:15:08,668 -IT WILL BE OK. 544 00:15:15,041 --> 00:15:16,831 CLOSE YOUR EYES. 545 00:15:20,125 --> 00:15:21,375 I'M PICKING UP A DARKNESS. 546 00:15:21,417 --> 00:15:22,747 -OH, SHIT. 547 00:15:22,792 --> 00:15:25,042 UH, ANYTHING YOU SEE DOESN'T 548 00:15:22,792 --> 00:15:25,042 LEAVE THIS ROOM, RIGHT? 549 00:15:25,083 --> 00:15:25,883 -IT'S NOT YOU, HARMON. 550 00:15:25,917 --> 00:15:28,037 IT'S, UH-- 551 00:15:28,083 --> 00:15:29,833 [GROANS] 552 00:15:29,875 --> 00:15:33,785 IT'S A-- A NEGATIVE ENERGY, AN 553 00:15:29,875 --> 00:15:33,785 EVIL SPIRIT ATTACHED TO YOU. 554 00:15:38,834 --> 00:15:41,964 -I AM REAL DISAPPOINTED 555 00:15:38,834 --> 00:15:41,964 IN YOU, HARMON. 556 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:45,290 ONCE AGAIN, YOU HAVE COME 557 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:45,290 IN LAST IN THE FAMILY 558 00:15:45,333 --> 00:15:47,333 BEER-CHUGGING CONTEST. 559 00:15:49,750 --> 00:15:51,670 -COUSIN DENNIS? 560 00:15:51,709 --> 00:15:54,629 -YOUR SISTER ASKED ME 561 00:15:51,709 --> 00:15:54,629 TO BABYSIT YOUR ASS. 562 00:15:54,667 --> 00:15:56,577 I DON'T DO THAT KIND OF SHIT. 563 00:15:56,625 --> 00:15:59,625 INSTEAD, WE'RE GOING TO PLAY A 564 00:15:56,625 --> 00:15:59,625 LITTLE GAME CALLED DRUGS OR 565 00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:02,577 POWER TOOLS. 566 00:16:02,625 --> 00:16:05,785 -TEDESCO, YOU'RE TOO GODDAMN 567 00:16:02,625 --> 00:16:05,785 SMALL TO PLAY FOOTBALL. 568 00:16:05,834 --> 00:16:08,384 EVER CONSIDER THE CIRCUS? 569 00:16:08,417 --> 00:16:10,667 -KICKING IS SO EASY. 570 00:16:10,709 --> 00:16:12,999 ANYONE CAN DO IT, EXCEPT YOU. 571 00:16:13,041 --> 00:16:14,881 [LAUGHS] 572 00:16:14,917 --> 00:16:16,247 -AAH! 573 00:16:16,291 --> 00:16:17,421 -THAD. 574 00:16:17,458 --> 00:16:19,498 THE DARKNESS I SPEAK 575 00:16:17,458 --> 00:16:19,498 OF, THE EVIL SPIRIT 576 00:16:19,542 --> 00:16:20,962 HOLDING YOU BACK IS THAD. 577 00:16:21,041 --> 00:16:23,381 HE REPRESENTS EVERY UNSUPPORTIVE 578 00:16:21,041 --> 00:16:23,381 PERSON FROM YOUR 579 00:16:23,417 --> 00:16:24,207 PAST. 580 00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:25,750 -THAT'S A LOT OF ASSHOLES. 581 00:16:25,792 --> 00:16:28,292 -YOU'VE BEEN INSULATING YOURSELF 582 00:16:25,792 --> 00:16:28,292 WITH SUPERSTITION AND 583 00:16:28,333 --> 00:16:29,463 RITUALS AS A CRUTCH. 584 00:16:29,500 --> 00:16:31,080 YOU HAVE TO GET PAST THAT. 585 00:16:31,125 --> 00:16:32,325 -BUT HOW? 586 00:16:38,208 --> 00:16:42,708 -IF YOU WANT TO FIX YOUR KICKING 587 00:16:38,208 --> 00:16:42,708 PROBLEM, YOU HAVE TO 588 00:16:42,750 --> 00:16:45,710 EXORCISE THE SPIRIT 589 00:16:42,750 --> 00:16:45,710 THAT IS THAD. 590 00:16:49,041 --> 00:16:50,501 -EXCUSE ME. 591 00:16:50,542 --> 00:16:51,502 WHA-BAM! 592 00:16:51,542 --> 00:16:53,082 WHO'S THE LOSER NOW, KATE? 593 00:16:53,125 --> 00:16:53,995 YOU ARE. 594 00:16:54,041 --> 00:16:54,921 -WHAT'S THIS? 595 00:16:54,959 --> 00:16:56,749 -OH, IT'S A CLASS SCHEDULE. 596 00:16:56,792 --> 00:16:58,382 YEAH, YOU'RE LOOKING 597 00:16:56,792 --> 00:16:58,382 AT A GENUINE, 598 00:16:58,417 --> 00:17:00,127 FULL-TIME COLLEGE STUDENT. 599 00:17:00,166 --> 00:17:01,666 THAT'S ME. 600 00:17:01,709 --> 00:17:03,879 -WELL, YOU REALIZE THAT IF YOU 601 00:17:01,709 --> 00:17:03,879 TAKE ALL THESE CLASSES, YOU 602 00:17:03,917 --> 00:17:06,377 WON'T HAVE TIME FOR SPIRIT 603 00:17:03,917 --> 00:17:06,377 SQUAD, RIGHT? 604 00:17:06,417 --> 00:17:07,207 -WHAT? 605 00:17:07,250 --> 00:17:08,040 LET ME SEE THIS. 606 00:17:12,625 --> 00:17:13,875 UH, WHAT TIME IS PRACTICE 607 00:17:12,625 --> 00:17:13,875 TOMORROW? 608 00:17:13,917 --> 00:17:15,247 -10:00. 609 00:17:15,291 --> 00:17:16,671 SEE YOU, LOSER. 610 00:17:24,208 --> 00:17:25,918 -BARTENDER! 611 00:17:25,959 --> 00:17:27,959 10 SHOTS, PLEASE! 612 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:32,250 -BEFORE EXORCISING AN EVIL 613 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:32,250 SPIRIT, YOU HAVE TO BUILD UP 614 00:17:32,291 --> 00:17:34,671 THE COURAGE TO FACE THAT 615 00:17:32,291 --> 00:17:34,671 SPIRIT HEAD ON. 616 00:17:34,709 --> 00:17:38,629 -HEY, ASSHOLE, MISS 617 00:17:34,709 --> 00:17:38,629 ANY KICKS LATELY? 618 00:17:38,667 --> 00:17:40,207 PSYCHIC (OFFSCREEN): YOU'RE 619 00:17:38,667 --> 00:17:40,207 GOING TO HAVE TO ASK YOUR 620 00:17:40,250 --> 00:17:41,880 FRIENDS FOR HELP. 621 00:17:41,917 --> 00:17:45,247 COMBINING FORCES AND FORMING A 622 00:17:41,917 --> 00:17:45,247 COVEN INCREASES THE AMOUNT OF 623 00:17:45,291 --> 00:17:46,961 ENERGY PUT INTO THE SPELL. 624 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,380 -WHERE'S ALEX? 625 00:17:48,417 --> 00:17:49,787 -HE'S IN HIS ROOM. 626 00:17:49,834 --> 00:17:52,794 IS EVERYTHING OK, HARMON? 627 00:17:54,417 --> 00:17:55,627 -HEY, KICKER. 628 00:18:06,709 --> 00:18:07,919 -WOW! 629 00:18:12,834 --> 00:18:15,834 -DROP YOUR COCKS AND 630 00:18:12,834 --> 00:18:15,834 GATHER THE TROOPS. 631 00:18:15,875 --> 00:18:18,375 I NEED YOUR HELP. 632 00:18:18,417 --> 00:18:19,627 -MM-HMM. 633 00:18:24,375 --> 00:18:25,165 TIGHTEN THOSE. 634 00:18:25,208 --> 00:18:26,168 GET THESE OFF. 635 00:18:26,208 --> 00:18:27,038 TIE HIM UP. 636 00:18:27,083 --> 00:18:28,043 TIE HIM UP. 637 00:18:28,083 --> 00:18:32,503 LOOP IT AROUND AND TIGHTEN IT. 638 00:18:32,542 --> 00:18:34,002 -OH, HE'S WAKING UP. 639 00:18:34,041 --> 00:18:35,001 -WHAT THE HELL? 640 00:18:35,041 --> 00:18:36,001 -TIE IT, TIE IT, TIE IT! 641 00:18:36,041 --> 00:18:36,831 -WHAT THE HELL? 642 00:18:36,875 --> 00:18:37,665 UNTIE ME! 643 00:18:37,709 --> 00:18:38,499 -NO, NO CAN DO, THAD. 644 00:18:38,542 --> 00:18:39,332 -UNTIE THESE STRAPS! 645 00:18:39,375 --> 00:18:40,165 LET ME UP! 646 00:18:40,208 --> 00:18:41,248 LET ME UP! 647 00:18:41,291 --> 00:18:42,171 -[SCREAMING] 648 00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:43,998 OH, HE'S GOT MY NUTS! 649 00:18:44,041 --> 00:18:45,001 AAH! 650 00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:46,001 HE'S GOT MY NUT SACK! 651 00:18:46,041 --> 00:18:47,001 HE'S GOT MY NUT SACK! 652 00:18:47,041 --> 00:18:48,001 AAH! 653 00:18:48,041 --> 00:18:48,881 -UNTIE ME! 654 00:18:48,917 --> 00:18:50,327 -SHIT. 655 00:18:50,375 --> 00:18:51,785 -[GROWLS] 656 00:18:51,834 --> 00:18:53,214 [SCREAMING] 657 00:18:53,250 --> 00:18:56,130 -GET HIM! 658 00:18:56,166 --> 00:18:58,076 THAD (OFFSCREEN): I'LL 659 00:18:56,166 --> 00:18:58,076 KILL YOU ALL! 660 00:18:58,125 --> 00:18:59,535 I HATE YOU! 661 00:18:59,583 --> 00:19:00,633 -IGNORE HIM. 662 00:19:00,667 --> 00:19:01,537 THAD (OFFSCREEN): 663 00:19:00,667 --> 00:19:01,537 YOU'RE NOTHING! 664 00:19:01,583 --> 00:19:02,383 -FOCUS. 665 00:19:02,417 --> 00:19:03,207 -LET ME DOWN! 666 00:19:03,250 --> 00:19:04,750 I'M GOING TO KILL YOU. 667 00:19:04,792 --> 00:19:07,042 I'LL KILL YOU ALL! 668 00:19:07,083 --> 00:19:08,043 I HATE YOU. 669 00:19:08,083 --> 00:19:09,043 -WE'RE HERE FOR YOU, 670 00:19:08,083 --> 00:19:09,043 ALL RIGHT? 671 00:19:09,083 --> 00:19:10,043 GOT YOUR BACK. 672 00:19:10,083 --> 00:19:11,043 THAD (OFFSCREEN): I HATE YOU! 673 00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:12,673 YOU LOSE EVERYTHING FOR US! 674 00:19:12,709 --> 00:19:13,629 YOU SUCK! 675 00:19:13,667 --> 00:19:14,497 YOU LOSE AT LIFE! 676 00:19:14,542 --> 00:19:15,752 YOU'RE TOO SHORT TO KICK! 677 00:19:15,792 --> 00:19:18,042 YOU'RE TOO UGLY TO KICK! 678 00:19:18,083 --> 00:19:19,133 -SORRY, MAN. 679 00:19:19,166 --> 00:19:21,456 SOME RITUALS I CAN'T 680 00:19:19,166 --> 00:19:21,456 LET GO OF. 681 00:19:21,500 --> 00:19:22,710 -UNDERSTOOD. 682 00:19:22,750 --> 00:19:24,040 -YOU'RE NOTHING! 683 00:19:24,083 --> 00:19:28,673 YOU COULDN'T HIT ME IF YOUR 684 00:19:24,083 --> 00:19:28,673 LIFE DEPENDED ON IT! 685 00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:31,959 -I AM REAL DISAPPOINTED, SON. 686 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:32,920 -CIRCUS. 687 00:19:32,959 --> 00:19:34,329 -YOU'LL NEVER MAKE THIS KICK. 688 00:19:34,375 --> 00:19:37,205 [LAUGHS] 689 00:19:37,250 --> 00:19:38,040 -GO. 690 00:19:38,083 --> 00:19:39,293 -SET. 691 00:19:39,333 --> 00:19:40,713 THAD (OFFSCREEN): I'M 692 00:19:39,333 --> 00:19:40,713 GOING TO KILL YOU. 693 00:19:40,750 --> 00:19:43,000 I'M GOING TO KILL YOU WHEN 694 00:19:40,750 --> 00:19:43,000 I GET DOWN FROM HERE! 695 00:19:43,041 --> 00:19:44,001 IT DOESN'T MATTER. 696 00:19:44,041 --> 00:19:44,921 YOU'RE NOT GOING TO HIT ME. 697 00:19:44,959 --> 00:19:46,879 YOU COULD NEVER-- AAH! 698 00:19:46,917 --> 00:19:53,037 [CHEERS] 699 00:19:53,083 --> 00:19:54,043 -MONTY. 700 00:19:54,083 --> 00:19:56,003 -HEY, JON JON, WE'RE SCREWED. 701 00:19:56,041 --> 00:19:59,541 EVERY KICKING OPTION WE HAVE 702 00:19:56,041 --> 00:19:59,541 IS CRAZIER THAN THE NEXT. 703 00:19:59,583 --> 00:20:02,463 NO ENGLISH, CRIMINAL RECORDS. 704 00:20:02,500 --> 00:20:03,710 WE MIGHT HAVE TO GO 705 00:20:02,500 --> 00:20:03,710 WITH THE GUY WHO'S 706 00:20:03,750 --> 00:20:05,000 WANTED FOR WAR CRIMES. 707 00:20:05,041 --> 00:20:05,961 -NO, NO, NO. 708 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,710 YOU'VE GOT TO SEE THIS. 709 00:20:08,750 --> 00:20:10,000 THAD (OFFSCREEN): 710 00:20:08,750 --> 00:20:10,000 YOU'RE A HICK! 711 00:20:10,041 --> 00:20:13,751 YOU SUCK, YOU BALL-SNIFFING 712 00:20:10,041 --> 00:20:13,751 D-BAG! 713 00:20:13,792 --> 00:20:15,252 AAH! 714 00:20:15,291 --> 00:20:17,251 HEY, THAT WAS PRETTY GOOD. 715 00:20:24,750 --> 00:20:25,710 AAH! 716 00:20:25,750 --> 00:20:28,210 -HEY, THAD, CAN I KICK NOW? 717 00:20:28,250 --> 00:20:30,670 -OK, OK, OK, OK, NO MORE. 718 00:20:30,709 --> 00:20:32,169 YOU CAN KICK. 719 00:20:32,208 --> 00:20:36,958 [CHEERS] 720 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:42,960 [PLAYERS CHANTING "HARMON"] 721 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:45,330 -HEY, GUYS, I DID IT! 722 00:20:45,375 --> 00:20:48,035 I FIXED HIS STUPID 723 00:20:45,375 --> 00:20:48,035 KICKING PROBLEM. 724 00:20:48,083 --> 00:20:50,173 [LAUGHS] 725 00:20:50,208 --> 00:20:51,418 AAH!